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September 12th, 2003 at 10:03 pm

you are humphrey bear

Posted in: General

In the course of a conversation:
He says: “You’re a regular Humphrey Bear aren’t you, Marita?”
She says: “I’m a what?”
He says: “You’re just like Humphrey Bear.”
She says: “Oh.”
Pause.
She says: “OK, so just what do you mean?”
He says: “Well, you lead a very exciting life.”
She says: “Oh, just shut up.”
He says: “… and honey’s your favourite fare…”
She says: “Really, just shut up.”
He says: “… which is hardly so very surprising, you’re a really amazing old b….”
She says: “Right, I’m leaving. Now!”
Conversation ends.

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3 Responses to “you are humphrey bear”

  1. Daniel Says:

    But like Humphrey, do you wear… a hat?

  2. missmarita Says:

    How did you know?
    Also I have a plaid waistcoat!

  3. Rae Says:

    I hope you’ve trousers or a skirt to go with that outfit!