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September 1st, 2003 at 11:26 pm

night of the mobile mattresses

Posted in: General

Tonight I saw not one, not two, but three mattresses at various moments during my trip home from Uni. The first, a fetching blue and white striped number, was heading in a westerly direction on the Sydenham line train. The second, a garish floral number, was again heading in a broadly westerly direction near the Footscray mall. The third was in my street. A more subtle floral number, once again it was heading west.
Where were all these mattresses going?
Hang on. I know! It must be the western suburbs’ annual mattress ‘Desperate and Dateless’ Ball, because (cue punch line)
…. they were all single!!!

Sorry. Clearly WINNING my footy tipping competition has done nothing to improve my sense of humour!

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2 Responses to “night of the mobile mattresses”

  1. Daniel Says:

    Boooooo! Terrible joke!
    There’s various bits of a double bed near my house. The matress and the base. They’ve been there for about two weeks. Every time I walk past, they’ve moved slightly – from leaning against a wall, to on the ground, to a few doors away in the church yard..

  2. J Says:

    How come you won your tipping comp and yet only managed to get 3 (three!!!) right in the final round in my tipping comp? Did you happen to forget to tip for me when I so carefully entrusted you with the responsibility?

    Disgruntled housemate.