I know where you’ve been

I know you’ve been on the bed when you know you’re not allowed.
And I also know that you ‘accidently’ stood on my toast while you were there.
Don’t look at me all innocent-like.
Because I know.
No. I don’t have eyes in the back of my head.
There are, however, two paw prints in vegemite on my doona cover.
PS. I don’t think I really want that toast anymore. You can have it.