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March 30th, 2004 at 12:55 pm

enyo

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Dear Ms/Mr Enyo,
Upon browsing through your catalogue I was impressed by the variety and utility of your many fine products: there were things to clean the kitchen, things to clean the bathroom, things to clean the car, things to clean the adults and things to clean the kids…
But nothing to clean the dog.
I currently possess plenty of things to clean the kitchen, the bathroom, the car, myself and any child who happens upon my home in need of a scrub. I don’t need to buy anything else.
However, the dog is a black hole of cleaning.
If you were to place such an item in your catalogue I would buy it.
Almost certainly.
A glove. A scrubber. A loofah.
Anything guaranteed to get that animal clean.
Just an idea.

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5 Responses to “enyo”

  1. Trish Says:

    I do believe that you would have to take out a second mortgage on your house in order to purchase such a dog-cleaning-delight from the enjo people!

    March 30th, 2004 at 2:13 pm
  2. missmarita Says:

    Good grief. Bedazzled I was by the products – so much so that I couldn’t remember how to spell. Although maybe I was looking in the wrong catalogue and the dog mitt will appear if I look in an Enjo catalogue! Hmmm.

    March 30th, 2004 at 7:29 pm
  3. Trish Says:

    It’s alright, really, I’m sure that ‘enjo’ won’t be tested in the spelling-bee!

    March 31st, 2004 at 9:26 am
  4. Daniel Says:

    Edit the blog entry, delete the comments… nobody will ever know. The perfect crime.

    March 31st, 2004 at 10:43 am
  5. andrew Says:

    Perhaps it would be on a proofreader’s exam?

    April 1st, 2004 at 3:37 pm