Can’t decide where to go for lunch?
Then nominate a time to leave work.
Nominate a side of the street to walk down.
Walk until you encounter your companion.
Then eat where you meet.
And as long as the street upon which you walk is filled with lovely little eateries, then you’ll be fine. (Choose your street with care.)
Lunch becomes [...]

Because sometimes there’s chocolate, and sometimes there’s champagne. And sometimes, like today, there’s chocolate *and* champagne.
Hmmmm, luvverly worksch, luvverly workschmateseses, luvverly champagnes (ooh, a bit mores? Exschellents!), luvverly everybodys!

This weekend past I decided to take a cake to the social function I was attending. Having had a busyish morning I did not have time to make anything myself, but I knew of a cake shop where I would find exactly what I wanted: the closest thing I can find to a cinnamon babka [...]

I handed it in.
x fingers its OK.
No more obsessing.
Hooray!

My workplace was broken into over the weekend. And if forced to experience a break-in, it might as well be like the one here. Nothing was broken. Nothing was stolen. Whoever they were, they gained access via the toilet window, carefully removing each of the louvre glass panes and stacking them neatly in an unbroken [...]